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Published by Tech Spoofs | Filed under Valleywagging

Dear Techspoofs,
Where are you guys?
What, you can’t manage to put together a single post in a month? I know it’s really hard to find an ironic picture, throw in a few juvenile quips and call it tech news, but I imagined that considering how much they paid you, you’d find a way to manage the strain.
I don’t even know why I read this blog. Even when you are writing, I have this feeling that you are making most of this stuff up. I mean, either that or you’re all complete idiots. Honestly, do you guys even have editors? Fact-checkers? Anything?
Listen, let me give you some help. A little advice from me to you. Give up. While you’re at it, why don’t you all just die? If you screw up something as simple as a tech blog, I really don’t want you sharing the same air with me.
Thanks for nothing.
XOXO,
Sally Parker
[We were going to reply to Sally, but we thought it would solve everyone’s problem if we just posted this. We’re pretty sure that Sally is one of the Intern’s sisters, probably mad about that thing in Nigeria. So people, right? Either way, we’re back from Cancun and ready for brand new year of webcapades.]



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