Our new favorite website here at Tech Spoofs is Wikiscanner. We were considering an elaborate spoof, but some of the results that Wired came up with are way better than what our writers could do. For anyone who doesn’t know, Wikiscanner lets you see the Wikipedia edits made by some of the world’s most interesting people and organizations.

Nick Bilton calls Condoleeza Rice a “concert penis”

NY Times Compares Bush to Captain Kirk

Defense Intelligence Agency Classifies Maureen Dowd as a Man Hating Misandrist

Tech Spoofs referred to as the, “greatest news in all history.”

UN editor calls Oriana Fallaci a racist whore

The BBC changes George Bush’s middle name from Walker to “Wanker”

Honestly, only one these things is true, but you know — we would never admit which. It is products like Wikiscanner that made us start re-writing history from the safety of public wi-fi all those years back.