I Think BitTorrent Closed CounterStrike Source Or Something

Published by Tech Spoofs | Filed under The Software Corner

Everyone is SO mad that BitTorrent decided to close its protocol. Who uses BitTorrent anyway? I mean, everyone knows that BitTorrent is the Gigli to uTorrent’s Citizen Kane. Psh, I’ve been using Azereus for years now without a spot of trouble. I think people just need to start getting with the times. You know, start thinking outside of the box.

If I was looking for a BitTorrent client I’d just pick up a copy of BitComet or Transmission. You know real, original pieces of software that aren’t shackled by BitTorrent’s little, “we want to make payroll so our families don’t starve to death” mind games.

You know what I say to BitTorrent? You can’t hurt us because here at Tech Spoofs we don’t even know what Opensource is! If you want to fight, you better stop making words up or I’ll Quizibole you. How do you like that? Not so fun when you’re on the receiving end, is it? Stick it where the sun don’t shine!

[Retraction: My editors are telling me that all the Torrent clients I mentioned were actually built on top of the BitTorrent code base. Which means we might be in a little more trouble than I thought. They also requested that I should no longer make statements like, “We don’t even know what Open Source is!” Psh, like they know…]