Trust Us, This Is Not A Scam

Published by Tech Spoofs | Filed under Technology Is Serious Business

RotnebnI-knil CLL is very respectful about the privacy concerns of the visitors to its sites on the Internet. As a general policy, no personal information is automatically collected from visitors to this site… E-mail addresses and other personally identifiable data about visitors to this site are known to RotnebnI-knil CLL only when voluntarily submitted by the users RotnebnI-knil CLL.

By using this site you agree and understand that the HTML code, look, feel, content, company name, logo, text, and any likeness or derivative of such content is the sole property of RotnebnI-knil CLL and may not be used in any manner without the expressed written permission of RotnebnI-knil CLL. Furthermore, we strictly prohibit any links and or other unauthorized references to our web site without our permission.

You also agree to ignore the fact that this is a completely ridiculous and absolutely unenforceable stipulation designed, we hope, to prevent the less savvy of you from being able to do due diligence on our Award Winning ™ services. We find that by regulating all inbound links, we prevent all those naughty bloggers from making any Search Engine Indexable claims against us.

We hope that you agree to abide by these absolutely inane, non-binding claims and if not that’s OK too because most of you are trained to ignore size 6 font positioned at the bottom of web pages.

[If you happen upon this and you take issue, might I point you to this and this. The operative point can be found in the title of this site. Pleasant travels and please feel free to comment here if you have any other troubles. Photo Credit]