Honestly Robert, we’re simply too tired to pick on you. Everyone has already pointed out all the facts, and Uncov took all the wind out of our sails by explaining the pain that your recent attempt at self-flagellation has caused the blogosphere.

What’s left for us to do? Call you an idiot? Say that this entire thing is an exercise in link baiting? Make a funny web comic? What, what do you want from us Robert! We tried so hard, I told the staff that since that Furrier thing we would take some time out to poke fun at another weblebrity, like Arrington or something.

You know how many phone calls I got after your opus was posted? I haven’t slept for days! Everyone is like, “Scobles gone nuts.” “Scoble’s finally lost it.” “LOL!”

No really, someone actually called up to say “LOL”.

You know what, forget it. I’m not going to say a bloody thing but guess what, you’re off the Christmas card list. Trust me, they’re going to be nice too. None of that cheap Wal*Mart stuff, only top shelf for Tech Spoofs! You’ll never know though, will you? You’re not getting one. How does that feel Robert? Think about that the next time you decide to post a 20 minute exercise in sadism.

[Robert, we implore you, when our editor doesn't sleep he beats us. Please stop this before it's too late --TS Staff]

[Scoble asked for a link, so he gets one. Why, because he probably wouldn't read this otherwise. Read bait++]