Here is a list of the titles for Facebook Articles that we hope to use in the next couple of weeks. The posts are already written, we just need help from the punditry to fill in the sound bytes.

We had some more, but those were mostly stuffed with keywords like Anne Hudgens. The SEO guys in the other department say those are real winners. If you have any other suggestions, leave them here.

5. Beacon Destroys Our Sense Of Childlike Wonder

4. Marky Mark And The BUSTED Bunch: A Full Analysis Of The ConnectU Trial

3. And Here We Thought Privacy Was Sooooo 1994…

2. Turning On Facebook, The New Turning On Google?

1. We’re Writing This Post Because Saying “Facebook” Gets You Pageviews

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