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We’re really sorry we haven’t written anything in a while. We were far too busy finding a dictionary to look up the word “self-flagellation” (apparently not one TechSpoof writer actually knew where a bookstore was) and paying interns to watch the live coverage of the TC40. After minutes and minutes of thought, here is a mashup for your viewing pleasure.
American Heritage Dictionary - self-flag·el·la·tion (sělf’flāj’ə-lā’shən)
n.
1. The act of severely criticizing oneself.
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