Facebook, I would just like to say that over the last few months you have made some real progress. No, I’m not the only one who notices it either. Everyone is talking about how you’re finally starting to open up.

I know, it’s hard. Ever since you let all those people into your heart, you’ve been afraid that someone would use you. You remember the first time you cried for me? That was really special. You told me how much those people at ConnectU had hurt you, and how you never thought you would be able to love again. Now, I’ve heard that you are syndicating your news feeds! This is great.

You have to realize Face…I can call you that, right? You have to realize that all relationships are based on trust. Without trust, well, remember your pal Friendster? You know what that leads to. I know, I know, when MySpace had her little “breakdown” it really set us back but you’ve managed to recover and honestly, I think it’s just swell.

We’ve made great progress over the past few years Facebook…

What, Finished with therapy? Wait, are you kidding? No, no need to apologize we all make mistakes. Hm? Yea, the invoice is in the mail. Be sure to pay up this time.