Steve Jobs Is A Very Busy Man

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Oh Valleywag, how we love you. You always bring out the worst in us. Forget all that bad stuff we said about you last week, we told you not to call us when we are trying to take a nap.

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USA Today: Many people already have Beatles music on CDs. Will they really buy it online if they already own it?

Steve Jobs: I do expect them to, yes. That’s been the case with other music, as well. I own every Bob Dylan album ever, but I buy a lot of it on iTunes, because I guess I’m just too lazy to rip it from the CD.

Sometimes we’re too lazy to buy music at all, so we just sit around staring blankly at Mr. Jobs reality distortion field.