A completely unsubstantiated rumor has it that Blockbuster will now feature the collected works of William Shakespeare remastered and given away for free as a little, “Wow, we acquired a company that might actually allow us to become relevant again,” sales event.
Luckily, America’s movie store should have plenty of cash left over to run this promotion as it purchased the company (Movelink) from an organization even more net inept than they are, the movie industry.
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