Here is a list of the titles for Facebook Articles that we hope to use in the next couple of weeks. The posts are already written, we just need help from the punditry to fill in the sound bytes.
We had some more, but those were mostly stuffed with keywords like Anne Hudgens. The SEO guys in the other department say those are real winners. If you have any other suggestions, leave them here.
5. Beacon Destroys Our Sense Of Childlike Wonder
4. Marky Mark And The BUSTED Bunch: A Full Analysis Of …

Valleywag thinks it reported “news”, look here!

“Here’s what no one’s saying about Blockbuster’s acquisition of Movielink, the Hollywood-backed movie-download site: It’s a desperate move to shore up Blockbuster’s online failures. Blockbuster, remember, has been promising video downloads for most of this decade.”
You mean, Valleywag thinks it has just discovered Blockbuster’s history of online failures? Well, I guess they also thought they had discovered Fake Steve Jobs a few times too. That’s kind of like saying that Columbus discovered America or Al Gore discovered the Internet (though we’re pretty sure that …