Hey cats and kittens, I just wanted to tell you about this little wonder of technology that I just got my hot little hands on. They’re calling it a Kindle and let me tell you, I haven’t seen this sort of earth shattering technology since I “bumped into” that Girl Scout to get the last copy of Man Hunt 2 from Gamestop.
Down to the review. First thing I noticed was that it wasn’t an iPhone, and I still didn’t hate it. I was thinking, “Eli, you must be slipping …

Hey there neophytes and neopets, I’ve got some news for you today! No, it isn’t that I told your mom about that Jessica Alba avatar you whipped up in Second Life to, um, experiment with. That was a month ago, and I already apologized. Today, sources from deep within the Googleplex have given me the scoop on their upcoming OS. I wanted to share some of the juicy details.

They made me swear on a stack of Bibles, and the first three seasons of Star Trek: The Next Generation that I …

Recently, we managed get a hold of the as yet released MOTORAZR(2) V9m. After hours of grueling testing, putting everything from the external, touch-sensitive keys to the V-CAST capabilities through their paces we have come to a single conclusion.
I think Senior Product Testing Czar, Eli Sandavol put it best, “What the hell, this isn’t an iPhone?”

No, it isn’t. I am not sure what Verizon is trying to pull but the MOTORAZR is not an iPhone. It’s not an iPhone clone nor does it even attempt to emulate the iPhones …