Sources from deep within the Googleplex say that the introduction of their “news comments” service is only the first step of many in what analysts are calling the “Latter Days BETA”. Up until this point, Google — in conjunction with the Vatican, high ranking members of the Illumanati, and the Mountain View Linux Group have managed to keep this project under wraps.
In what has to be the most startling revelation since the Watergate scandal, project details have been leaked to Tech Spoofs.

Future projects include,

Redistributing the world’s wealth
Gaining control …