Today, Facebook has decided to expand upon its messaging offering, finally allowing users to send messages to outside email address’. To expand upon this new release, we have managed to secure an interview with the only person who could really understand this move — Dereck Carmikal, CEO of Lucky Seven Casinos in Barbados.

Tech Spoofs: Hey Dereck, nice of you to show up tonight.
Dereck: Eh, if you’ve got the scratch — I’ve got the time.
Tech Spoofs: So Dereck, what do you think of Facebook expanding its messaging service?
Dereck: The way …