Here at Techspoofs we love Halloween and being strong proponents of Bringing The Truth ™ our favorite part of Halloween is giving people all sorts of trivia about this holiday. While you’re out celebrating the harvest by buying a sexy nurses outfit and throwing candy at 8 year olds, whip out your iPhone and enjoy these.

Dear Techspoofs,

Where are you guys?

What, you can’t manage to put together a single post in a month? I know it’s really hard to find an ironic picture, throw in a few juvenile quips and call it tech news, but I imagined that considering how much they paid you, you’d find a way to manage the strain.