Are you kidding me? These are not the Mythbusters, YouTube! Idiots. Just look at that Jaime imposters mustache, I mean I’ve seen better handlebars on my twelve speed — LOL. OK, OK maybe that’s Adam Savage but our boys at the Techspoofs labs are calling your bluff, look at this:

Hey folks, Tech Spoofs told me I had to write something but I’ve been real busy [drunk -editor], running the conference circuit in search of the newest social media [passed out in O'Doyle's down the street for the last week -editor] all week.
Well what I cam up with was a real scoop from Twitter. For those who don’t know, twitter is like the Enquirer on PCPs. You just sit around watching famous people talk about themselves. Fine, fine you’re on the edge of your seat I know. What did …

Looks like those folks over at Ars Technica finally got somethin’ right. Parent’s shouldn’t be afraid of letting their kids online. Let me tell you, I was on that MySpace thing for years — you know, before they went around deleting all those honest citizen’s profiles. Well, what did I learn from MySpace? These kids are pretty much too dumb to know how to use the internets anyway.

Like I was talking to this one girl, SarahJess24 — lemme tell you, she was one wild chick. She sends me …