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[21 Nov 2007 | No Comment | ]

Community CEO, Blogging Consultant and all around fun guy Jason Calacanis has managed to sum up the blogosphere in one sentence. This one is for the record books folks,
“Oh yeah… if you’re gonna beat me up remember to at least give me one link that’s not internal! like this one…”
There it is folks, why we’re all here.

[We would prefer if the anchor text for links to this post included the words "SEO", "Make Money Online" and "Tori Amos" we just can't get enough of her. Photo Credit]

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[19 Sep 2007 | No Comment | ]

We’re really sorry we haven’t written anything in a while. We were far too busy finding a dictionary to look up the word “self-flagellation” (apparently not one TechSpoof writer actually knew where a bookstore was) and paying interns to watch the live coverage of the TC40. After minutes and minutes of thought, here is a mashup for your viewing pleasure.
American Heritage Dictionary - self-flag·el·la·tion (sělf’flāj’ə-lā’shən)
n.
1. The act of severely criticizing oneself.
2. The act of …

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[17 Aug 2007 | One Comment | ]

You know, we couldn’t help ourselves. Out therapists say that it is a problem that we have with taking the easy way out. We think that it’s really because most of the Tech Spoofs staff are just too lazy to find real news. So, here it is.
“I just got off of the phone with Scoble, Furriers out. It’s a real shitbag salad over there…”

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[11 Aug 2007 | 3 Comments | ]

In what has to be the most substantive news of the day, Jason Calacanis is no longer invited on any more play dates with Davy Winer. Their families have been furious with each other since yesterday, when Davy called Jason’s newest toy “spam” and said he should take his ball and go home.

Jason still thinks that they are friends, but definitely not “Best Best” Friends like they used to be. Davy contends that Jason has been a “big poopie head” ever since his parents bought him Mahalo for his …