In what has to be the most substantive news of the day, Jason Calacanis is no longer invited on any more play dates with Davy Winer. Their families have been furious with each other since yesterday, when Davy called Jason’s newest toy “spam” and said he should take his ball and go home.

Jason still thinks that they are friends, but definitely not “Best Best” Friends like they used to be. Davy contends that Jason has been a “big poopie head” ever since his parents bought him Mahalo for his birthday. A completely disreputable source quotes him as saying, “Jason is…is…always saying how stupid all those other products are — Squidoo, PayPerPost. Yea, until his parents buy him one. Now he can’t stop talking about how great it is, lame…”

Jason goes on to say that Chris Pirillo thought Mahalo was cool, and it was Chris’ house anyway so Davy should just stop being mean. Still what he really wants to know is whether they can still hang out, “…why [would] Dave yell at me. We’re friends Dave, right? Sort of?”

Sort of indeed.

Noted child psychologist, Anna Hutchkins took the time to analyze this situation for us, summing it as follows, “Children fight. Many times they just need to get pent of aggression out in the open. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jason knew that Davy would be jealous, making him want to flaunt his new toy even more. The important point is that these battles are usually short lived. Chances are in a few days both of them will forget there was ever any bad blood. Boys will, after all, be boys.”

We here at Tech Spoofs certainly hope so.