Jeff Leroy brings us a film about giant, mutant rats in LA and the sassy, Sci-Fi stock characters who love them. I’ve only got two words for you on this one — VIRAL!

Here at Techspoofs we love Halloween and being strong proponents of Bringing The Truth ™ our favorite part of Halloween is giving people all sorts of trivia about this holiday. While you’re out celebrating the harvest by buying a sexy nurses outfit and throwing candy at 8 year olds, whip out your iPhone and enjoy these.

Are you kidding me? These are not the Mythbusters, YouTube! Idiots. Just look at that Jaime imposters mustache, I mean I’ve seen better handlebars on my twelve speed — LOL. OK, OK maybe that’s Adam Savage but our boys at the Techspoofs labs are calling your bluff, look at this:

We just upgraded to the new version of the Internets. We think it will help us blog more effectively, which means we’ll being doing more, shorter, less analytical and likely less funny posts but I think we all all know that the operative word here is more. We’ll be filling your feed readers with the finest drek that no money can buy. Oh Yea, we’re also adding more videos and pictures and stuff because they mean we don’t have to write as much.
I hope you’ll have as good a …

Three blind managers. Three blind managers.
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after our virtual life
It cut off their talks with debugging strife.
Did you ever see such a sight in your life
As three blind managers?

Dear Techspoofs,

Where are you guys?

What, you can’t manage to put together a single post in a month? I know it’s really hard to find an ironic picture, throw in a few juvenile quips and call it tech news, but I imagined that considering how much they paid you, you’d find a way to manage the strain.

We believe in the future.
So much so that as our gift to the silver jump suit wearing, atomic powered, completely blind motorists of the future, Techspoofs will be donating an undisclosed sum to the Foundation For Color Coding Our Nation’s Highways. Watch this short film and join in the revolution.